Return of the King

As many of you are well aware, I have been taking experimental medication for the last three months to control my anger issues. The experiment has been a failure on many counts, with several people hospitalised and many lives ruined. The real tragedy though has been the destruction of my blogitival motivation, resulting in this being my first contact with you all in so long that if I was in a vegetative state my feeding tube would have been removed. 

But unlike Terri Schiavo, I've come back from the brink of death. And starting now, I'm promising to update much more often. 

To keep you interested, here's a sneak peak of some upcoming posts: 

• Tit shots in Underbelly 2; just right or far too infrequent?
  
• Princess Die, a pun retrospective 
• Utilising your Stimulus Package - Tips for getting laid in a financial crisis
• Twitter your way to rock hard abs

So stay tuned.