Wednesday, 17 October 2007

Kevin07 - The Choice of a New Generation

One obvious thing Kevin Rudd has over John Howard is age. That whippersnapper Rudd is 18 years Howard’s junior, a mere 50 years old compared with 68.

So what does youth bring to an election campaign? Snappy slogans, that’s what.

It’s catchy and fits well onto a t-shirt. A few shots of hot Aussie women with this splashed across their boobs could very well turn the election.

So what’s old man time got to offer? I checked out Howard’s various web pages and it’s all the same dignified, conservative stuff we have come to expect. Waving Australian flags and a grimacing Prime Minister in nice suite and tasteful tie. Boring.

One thing’s for sure, if this snappy slogan in any way helps Kevin Rudd to win this election then he is a guaranteed second termer. Why guaranteed? Well the next election will be in 2011.

Think about it… that’s right…

Guaranteed!

4 comments:

Glancey said...

hey we can't all pinch our slogans from the 1984 Ronald Reagan campaign though can we?

http://www.alp.org.au/media/1007/mscasp160.php

Sam Cox said...

Nice. That's our Howard, always looking forward.

To be fair though, Rudd's campaign does bare a striking resemblance to the 1907 Gympie Shire Council campaign run by Kevin ‘Two Guns’ O’Malley.

I can sleep in better than anyone you've ever met said...

Sam, when are you going to quit your job with that aviation giant and start working for adbusters? you'd be a valuable asset.

If Kevin-11 can provide me with corn chips and pink and blue slurpies when I have the muchies at 3am on a Thursday he's got my vote.

Anonymous said...

what about that dancing company you were working with? hot dit dancey poppers?