For years and years I have been a taker, an Internet 'user' if you will, who continually harvested the newly grown crops of our vast electronic library without sowing anything new. I contributed rarely, preferring to lurk in sites like slashdot, somethingawful and 4chan (listed in order of depravity and likelihood of encountering CP) but I knew there was more fun to be had.
So I've started my own blog, "Smoking is Addictive". Much like how I continue to smoke cigarettes, knowing full well that they are cancerous and toxic, I hope that some out there will continue to read this blog, knowing full well that it is mundane and pointless.
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I'll be lurking, always at the ready with some highly destructive criticism.
I will hassle you as well where possible. AR
I represent the legal team of adult contemporary music's brightest star, Ben Lee.
It has come to our attention that your domain name [smokingisaddicitive.com] comes pretty close to infringing on our trademark (re: Ben Lee's Aria nominated album 'Cigarette's Will Kill You')
If you do not cease and desist from continuing to almost infringe our copyright, we will write you another pushy letter.
Then possibly threaten you with law proceedings. Or call you a bitch. So take down your fucking site already.
Sam, love it. Could you do me a favour and write a post at some point in the style of an imperious BBC-World presenter? Cheers.
Dear Mr Don Uptis QC,
A man in your position should know and respect the truth, yet you obviously do not. If you had said Ben Lee is "adult contemporary music's brightest star" in the courtroom you'd be charged with contempt.
I will take down the site if Mr Lee gives me Claire Danes' number and I can get to third base with said starlet. Arrange this and the site is yours.
Yours Contemptibly,
Sam Cox
I really like when people are expressing their opinion and thought. So I like the way you are writing
I didn't understand the concluding part of your article, could you please explain it more?
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